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Nose Demotivational Poster


HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT -


TAGS: dog nose alien
Rating: 4.61/5

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Bob85 - November 29, 2013, 4:58 pm
If you let your eyes go out of focus the center one kind of looks like an owl wearing an ammo belt.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Good one, Emilio…5L for the composition…and yes, we like irth…gonna sit, stay. Woof.
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:27 am
Kinda explains GaryO too!
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:26 am
Thanks...now when I have to go feed the dog, she's gonna freak me out when she looks at me! 5Lien dogs...that explains a lot though teehee. You've gotta drop this by outthere!


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


LISTENING - sometimes mommies are right


TAGS: fork nose injuries
Rating: 3.52/5

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forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:53 am
mommy told him to use a fork... bitch


BOREDOM - It can lead to this.


TAGS: snake freaky snake in mouth out nose black crazy disturbing wrong lol boredom
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 3:19 pm
Whoopi needs to get a better agent


CAMOOOFLAGE -


TAGS: rub his nose in it
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:57 pm
Dayam. The old stuff was s-o-o-o-o good.


AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


HEY, -




POKER FACE -


TAGS: poker nose face hide
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - February 26, 2013, 7:36 pm
So I’m thumbin’ thru the comments, recovering from an evening of alcoholism, and find this…..oh man, oh man, the compilation and the comments have just slayed my funnybone…, just great great stuff, why we’re here, aaaand I somehow think she’s HOT!
Sho - March 15, 2012, 8:25 am
jesus christ
AdmiralAckbar - May 23, 2011, 12:59 am
you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters.
Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:04 pm
Holy crap its squidward in an parallel universe.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:43 pm
Something tells me she'd be a freak in the sack.
Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:23 am
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing!


THROUGH THE NOSE TEST - yep, that one's funny


TAGS: milk nose
Rating: 4.08/5

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GAZUNTITE -




W.T.F - Are You Lookin' At


TAGS: what the fuck look wtf horse eye nose nostril
Rating: 2.88/5

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DillyRat - July 28, 2009, 1:41 pm
WHOAAAA...Dear GOD!!! I hope that was photoshopped


RECHARGING -




Tuesday -




MET A WOMAN -


TAGS: can t get her outtamy nose
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2013, 11:44 am
Thanks twill. Cheers
twill1962 - January 30, 2013, 11:00 am
So wrong, but so funny! 5L!
GaryO - January 25, 2013, 7:33 pm
Thanks pard. Keep lookin’ thru these guy’s posters. You’ll bust a gut.
Oiler - January 25, 2013, 7:14 pm
Maybe the best laugh I have had on THIS site. 5L


ROFLMAO -


TAGS: roflmao monkey shot banana out his nose
Rating: 4.58/5

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jackripper - August 20, 2010, 2:42 pm
I hated it when they switched to liquid soap for awhile. That was even harder to get up off the ground.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 2:12 pm
For the record, this is all in good fun. I fully support our troops, so don't think i don't cuz i will stab you.


FLEXIBILITY -




SECOND PLACE -




INFLATULATION -


TAGS: fart babe hold yur nose go for it iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:10 am
lmao! I must be perfect then! 5 lingering ones lol


IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY NOSE - seriously is there something there




TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me


TAGS: september challenge that and my nose hair
Rating: 3.1/5

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BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:25 am
My Uncle Hans thought that back hair made a great comb over...
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
Back at ya.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Aggy, PMs. :)
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's gone black... and will resurface in your nose and ears.


NOSE BLEEDS - Because they are beautiful...


TAGS: jeffree star nose bleed beautiful louis vuitton
Rating: 1.82/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:30 am
Black eyes, too?


CHILDHOODS END -




WELL WE GOT THAT GOIN FOR US -


TAGS: shutup big nose
Rating: 4.79/5

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Budog - May 7, 2012, 1:01 am
Badabig! 5L
MilDoc - December 8, 2010, 6:15 pm
Gunga Galunga!
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:31 pm
LOL!!! Suhweet!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: delusional little snot nose crankyhead
Rating: 4.69/5

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pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 5:59 pm
i got the sudden urge to punch that kid now


FLOWERS -


TAGS: fresh innosence cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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corbett06 - August 20, 2010, 10:47 pm
drool...O.o


BELLE OF THE 8-BALL -


TAGS: when she powders her nose she really powders her nose
Rating: 4.54/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 12:06 am
Wicked good!


THE OFFICE RESTROOM - Just think about it what used to be up the bosses butt is now in your nose business as usual




NOSE JOB -




END OF YOUR BOUNDARIES -




NASE - Naaaaaase !


TAGS: nose cat fun animal
Rating: 2.58/5

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x - October 18, 2008, 10:31 am
man sieht am Pflaster dass das nicht der erste Fototermin war....:D
Das ist - August 14, 2008, 1:40 am
Eine sehr ärgerliche Deutsche Katze.
Sean - May 6, 2008, 12:16 pm
Sten this is brilliant, but I adore cats and so I get what you're doing here. Thanks.


MY NOSE - it is bleeding


TAGS: nose bleeding nosebleed bleed
Rating: 2.09/5

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David - April 19, 2009, 3:33 am
Epic win.


AAAAAAHHHH!!!! - There I left my knives!


TAGS: knife in the nose
Rating: 1.67/5

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WHEN YOU BECOME AROUSED - He Turns Into Pinocchio


TAGS: your nose is growing
Rating: 1.5/5

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R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 12:28 pm
You know, for men or women, anyone who buys this is creepy. IMHO. Now I'm gonna have to find and throw out my wife's pair.
Fatt Matt - January 13, 2010, 12:23 pm
For the ladies - if you're not careful, he'll turn into Redbeard.
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 11:37 am
Why? Are these for guys? Creepy!


WORKING THROUGH LUNCH -


TAGS: office lunch brown nose promotion lonely
Rating: 4.61/5

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Sparrowgirl - May 1, 2010, 5:17 am
Beautiful!
Sean - May 1, 2010, 12:23 am
We all feel your pain, aggy. Hey, we can tell when one of your posters is auto-biographical. So on behalf of the entire motifake community, can I offer a suggestion? When you make your mac 'n cheese from now on, try soy milk. Whadda ya got to lose?
rerun - April 30, 2010, 2:24 am

This is what motifake is about - set the bar high for the rest of us 4.9999999 lions (I don't kiss ass)
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 2:13 am
truly demotivated
Cubbybear - April 29, 2010, 11:29 pm
5/5 I laughed my self silly
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 11:26 pm
Speaking from real life, Aggy? 5 plebians.


GAME OVER -




HIGHER EDUCATION - HOW IMPRACTICAL - - A 20 FT. HIGH CHALKBOARD?




BULL NOSE RAM - GRAB MY NOSE BY THE HORN




SAVOURING -


TAGS: tast booger nose itch
Rating: 3.36/5

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GySgt1811 - January 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
"Bless us O Lord and these Thy gifts, which we are about to receive..."


CLOWN NOSES - So simple, Yet so effective.




CAUGHT - Want to take a nice picture of a couple but he had to ruin it didn't he!




Professional -


TAGS: depression diagnose selfesteem others causes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2015, 1:09 am
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 5:01 am
Another excellent poster good job, 5er
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:41 pm
Hey dawg! Appreciate it.
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:40 pm
Thanks Jesus and enjoy
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:39 pm
Thanks Mr.Gary
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:37 pm
Thanks me lord!
spacedog - January 31, 2015, 4:49 pm
Brillllliant.
JesusWept - January 31, 2015, 12:50 pm
I'm gonna print this one out! L L L L L
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 10:16 am
ohhhhh, yeahhhhh
Reality Lord - January 31, 2015, 7:37 am

real good priss


NOW WHERE IS THAT DOG? -


TAGS: playful pooch cold nose humor
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
Well now, I really gotta stay on the plus side. I’M RIGHT BEHIND YA MISSY VERNIE! 5/F


We've All Been There -




Smells like Christmas -




Problem solver -




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